Ten Conyomandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, Communications is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
I make nakaw this blog to Manelle cause it's so kakatuwa and I rinig it to the radio (Boys Night Out) and it made me tawa to the max dude! hahahaha... It's like I can relate to this one ah! Lalo na sa "It's so KAKA!" hahaha... I make use of it araw-araw dude! hehehe...
Sunday, August 3, 2008
What I'm Going To Miss
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Time passes really so fast that I couldn't believe I would be leaving the country I started to love... USA... I'm counting hours till I'll be back to my home country... It painted lots of pictures in my head that I'm surely going to miss...
I'm going to MISS
- gaining so much weight that I became body conscious...
- losing 10 pounds in just 1 week without knowing what have I done...
- jumping a two storey high platform to a pure water spring at Wakulla...
- going to Disney and Universal Studios...
- meeting my cousins I haven't known and haven't seen for a long long time...
- having a bubble bath or spa every night...
- seeing my childhood favorite Mickey Mouse...
- going to the haunted house at Universal Studios Hollywood which is really nerve
wracking...
- seeing the Hollywood which disappointed me due to garbages around...
- the thrilling fun rides I've rode...
- shopping every week...
- calling me a young boy (i was always mistaken to a 13-15 yr. old boy...)
- lots of trips every week...
- long drives...
- eating my favorite white chunks chips ahoy...
- THURSDAY... ---> night life plus BBQ Party
- speaking in English everyday...
- my three weeks girlfriend (yep! you've read it right! if you would want to know what
happened PM me... hehehe... )
- my big room...
- one of my boss who calls me David Archuleta
- one of the Americans whom I've worked with who calls me Donny Osmond... (cause she''ve seen the video where I sang in front of the big crowd...)
- stage fright the popped again when my American bosses pushed me on the stage (they call it karaoke...) and sang... (same old story... the Crazy For You song did it again to me... T_T)
- my closest American at work where he taught me to play Poker...
- the beaches with super waves...
and others... hahaha... so many things that I can't write them all... hehehe...
BYE USA! Hope to see you again some time... hehehe...

four letter that can describe me… ~ A-D-I-K ~ hehehe…. !=)
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa sayawan…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa kantahan (dati.. at paminsan minsan)…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa kahit na anong laro mapabola man o PC…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa lakwatsahan… (hangga’t may pera.. go… hehehe…)
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa pasawayan blues…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa katatawa…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa kangingiti…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa TaeKwonDo (dati…)
~ A-D-I-K ~ manghunting ng magandang babae…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa paghahanap ng mga bagay bagay na pagkakaabalahan…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa pagkukunwaring masungit…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa kaibigan at makipagkaibigan…
~ A-D-I-K ~ sa kakulitan…
Lahat lahat… A-D-I-K… hehehe…